After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
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And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
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He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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