your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
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craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
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I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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