it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
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tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
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I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
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