Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
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At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
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He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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