Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
That's intense
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
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So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
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They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
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