Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
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scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
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I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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