forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
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Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
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Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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