just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
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I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
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She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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