Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
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Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
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My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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