I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
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I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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