just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
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Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
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Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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