I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
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ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
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Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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