reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
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We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
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My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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