they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
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I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
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This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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