Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
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Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
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It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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