North Korea, Best Korea!
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
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Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
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pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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