I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
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Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
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he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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