she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
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And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
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but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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