She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
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there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
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I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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