Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
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just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
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You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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