ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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