making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
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IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
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He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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