handjob tips. give me some.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
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just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
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Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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