You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
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I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
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Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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