Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
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Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
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I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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