What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
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My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I stole a fireplace last night.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
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The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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