There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
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Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
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We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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