Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
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I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
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Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
i think im in europe. pls send help
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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