So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
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I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
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I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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