I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
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Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
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WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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