Midget sex pt 2 tonight
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
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I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
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At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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