Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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