Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
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Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
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I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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