And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
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With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
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Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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