I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
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he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
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Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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