only if we run a train.
done.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
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And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
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Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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