i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
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Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
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WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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