You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
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I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
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After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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