so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
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Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
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So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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