Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
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dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
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Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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