woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
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We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Found the puke drawer
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
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So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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