She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
handjob tips. give me some.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
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I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
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Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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