Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
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Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
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you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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