i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
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Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
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Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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