Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
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Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
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you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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