every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
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i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
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You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
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