Duck Duck Cougar?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
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I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
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You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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