just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
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i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
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...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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