Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
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Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
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You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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