I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
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I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
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When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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