I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
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I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
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Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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