U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
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I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
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So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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